a-book-of-creatures:

sreegs:

sreegs:

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i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

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Oh god if you were a real person and not a bot and I squashed you, I am So Sorry :’(

gothicprep:

gothicprep:

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Hey, I think this person might be biased

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on

153k notes and y’all don’t even kno I made this post about communismkills

solarhen:

imposterogers:

imposterogers:

imposterogers:

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

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matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

Cowabanger of a post

bish0ps:

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

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They would find each other in any universe

eternalcyclicality:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

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She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

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OK my dad also got it

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DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

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My fucking manager got it

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messessentialist:

hollowburrow:

hollowburrow:

self-flagellation and self-bullying are all bad motivators for change BTW. it can be hard to escape from a spiral but genuinely u have to be nice to urself or nothing will change

you have to take care of yourself and not punch yourself down because you feel like you ‘deserve it’. if you feel like the world is against you, you should at least be on your own side while you work through things.

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snaxle:

sentence-structurer:

snaxle:

punctuation-completionist:

snaxle:

snaxle:

i am not calling twitter fucking x

im deadnaming that shit

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i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up

[pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [verb] [noun] [adverb] [letter]

[contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [verb] [determiner] [noun]

[number]/[number]

[pronoun] [phrasal verb] [contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [preposition] [adjective] [noun] [verb] [verb] [adverb] [adjective] [noun] [phrasal adverb] [adverb] [pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [phrasal adjective]

you are doing some cocomelon shit to me

papayajuan2019:

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me

writana:

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this is still probably my favorite interaction i’ve had on youtube

siliquasquama:
“racethewind10:
“(source)
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This looks like a shitpost but it’s actually solid advice, like, if you want to achieve a goal you have to pace yourself and be patient instead of expecting too much too soon and then giving up
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siliquasquama:

racethewind10:

(source)

This looks like a shitpost but it’s actually solid advice, like, if you want to achieve a goal you have to pace yourself and be patient instead of expecting too much too soon and then giving up

quelleshocker:

quelleshocker:

quelleshocker:

quelleshocker:

Hey…anybody wanna let me hold 836 dollars?

Sorry y’all. I did not want to have to make this post especially since I already have posts going around, but I don’t have any other options at the moment since I’ve been unemployed for the past 6 months. All the money I have received has been going to bills.

Ignoring the fact that I didn’t even reach my last goal and am still very much in need of funds for toiletries, groceries, textbooks and what not…… I have exhausted financial aid, scholarships and student loans, but somehow still owe my school money that I don’t have because tuition and housing were both raised. I applied for an emergency student loan, but I need to be enrolled in a payment plan before classes start.

I don’t start work until September which is right when this first payment is due and that’s literally I need. If you feel inclined to do so please share and donate! <333

Please don’t tag as donations/mutual aid!

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7/13: At 50/836! This is due in three weeks btw and I need all the help I can get.

7/14: 70/836! Can someone match that today? A lot of reblogs but three donations so far! Please keep sharing and donate if you can even if you can only spare a dollar. It all counts!

7/15: 75/836! I’m trying to stay positive and not stress out, but I’m really worried I’m not going to make this deadline. Please keep sharing and donate donate donate.

wizardshark:

tastefullyoffensive:

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Won’t tell you which camp I fall in.

Coward. You’re on Tumblr we know the answer